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Fun is our mission…still

Let Wall Street sweat over tariff tweets and yo‑yoing index points; we track progress on our bedposts, not index funds. Customer satisfaction gets tallied in late‑night grins and tangled sheets, not quarterly spreadsheets. Slick’s is built to level‑up the life you’re already enjoying, trade war or no war. If our lube’s in the mix, the only curve you’ll care about is the one on your partner’s hips—and that’s the kind of market movement we’ll always bet on.

Water-Based Lube

Our customers report that one bottle lasts about a month. So, why buy one when you can get three for twice the price?

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Famous Pube Oil

Like beards, pubes are considered “terminal” hair. Why not give your hair down there a little love, too? It’s important to make a good first impression.

Travel Pack

For on-the-go use, our discreet Slick’s travel packets slip effortlessly into your shirt pocket or the fifth pocket of your jeans. Always be ready.

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Everything we do balances strength and kindness, boldness without bravado.


Whether it's our all-natural, water-based lube, locally-made surf wax, or whatever else we have planned, Slick's guarantees you'll Fit In Anywhere.

FIT IN ANYWHERE